I have seen dicks in many shapes and sizes. I like most of them, especially when they are rock hard! teeheehee
That being said, there are only a few dicks I try to stay away from.
Super skinny dicks -
These are the dicks that make a regular drug store condom look like a loose garbage bag. Unless you have a rubber band to choke Johnny Dew Worm, there no way you can have sex with him. The condom will slip off, and if you manage to keep it on, watch for leakage!
Super small dicks -
These dicks as a rule have longer pubic hair than the fully erect organ. You can never predict if a man will have one of these. He could be the biggest whale of a man, king of 2010 Pizza Eating competition, but when he drops those briefs you need a magnifying glass to find the shrimp. I still have not figured out where to buy condoms for these fellas. Next time I see a package saying “roll the rim to win”, I’m getting it!
Crooked dicks -
These are very rare but I have seen some dicks ‘bent’ out of shape. A classic example was a dick that pointed straight out and somewhere midway the shaft made a sharp 90 degree turn to the left. I don’t really know how it happens, but after the shaft is injured it must heal at the wrong angle? I have tried having sex with one of these and it hurts. Try putting a boomerang in your twat!
My advise - do not repeat. But don’t take my word for it. Do whatever blows your skirt up.
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