Like A Virgin

-Let me tell you what

"Like A Virgin" is about.

It's all about a girl

who digs a guy with a big dick.

The entire song

is a metaphor for big dicks.

-No, it ain't.


It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.


She's been fucked over a few times
and she meets a guy who's sensitive.

-Whoa. Timeout.

Tell that bullshit to the tourists.

-Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?

-"Like A Virgin" is not about some

sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.

That's what "True Blue" is about.

No argument about that.

- Which one is "True Blue"?

- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.

I don't even follow that top-of-the-pops

shit, and I've heard of "True Blue."

-I didn't say I ain't heard of it.

All I asked is, how's it go?

Excuse me for not being

the world's biggest Madonna fan.

-Personally, I can do without her.


I used to like her early stuff,
"Borderline"...


but once she got off with that
"Papa, Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.

-Hey, you guys are making me

lose my train of thought here.

I was sayin' something.

What was it?

-Oh, Toby's that

little Chinese girl.

What was her last name?

- What's that?

-It's an old address book I found in

a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.

- What was that name?

- What the fuck was I talkin' about?

-You said "True Blue"
was about a guy--


a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy...


but "Like A Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.

-Let me tell you what

"Like A Virgin" is about.

It's all about this cooze

who's a regular fuck machine.

I'm talkin' morning, day,

night, afternoon...

dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick, dick!

- How many "dicks" is that?

- A lot.

-Then one day, she meets

this John Holmes motherfucker.

It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like

Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."

He's diggin' tunnels.

Now she's gettin' serious dick action.

She's feelin' somethin' she ain't

felt since forever: pain, pain.

-Chew? Toby Chew?

-It hurts. It hurts her.

It shouldn't hurt her.

Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.

But when this cat

fucks her, it hurts.

It hurts just like it did

the first time.

You see, the pain

is reminding a fuck machine...

what it was once like

to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like A Virgin."

~~~ Reservoir Dogs (1992)